Bret Michaels has now overtaken Confucius as the chief bearer of fortune cookie wisdom as evidenced by this sagacious tidbit I received with my chicken in garlic sauce and wonton soup on Christmas Day:
If my next fortune reads “The wind is for riding” or “Unskinny bop” I may stop ordering Chinese food altogether.
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