A: Me. You. Everybody really.
A: This. That. All sorts of things.
A: Now. Possibly later. Perhaps earlier.
A: Why, here silly. Or somewhere else, but mostly here.
Q: Why do you have a FAQ section?
A: Why shouldn’t I have a FAQ section? Don’t be such an asshole.
Q: What is the most frequent question you are asked?
A: What should I name my child?
Q: What should I name my child?
A: Agamemnon (Memmers for short)
Q: Will you go out with me?
A: Maybe…if I find you attractive and stimulating and you’re willing to pay. That last part is non-negotiable.