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Isn’t It Awfully Nice To Have A…

Posted by evankessler on April 19, 2010

Good evening ladies and gentlemen,

Here’s a little something I tossed off recently at the Radegast Hall & Biergarten in Williamsburg:

“Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn’t it frightfully good to have a don? It’s swell to have a stiffy, it’s divine to own a dick.” Especially when the line for the ladies room looks tends to look like this:

“So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas!”

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