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OneRiot’s Day of Atonement

Posted by evankessler on September 28, 2009

We here at Oneriot would like to extend a notice of solidarity to our Jewish friends on this high holy day of Yom Kippur. Our stomachs are churning and growling in unison with yours, as we too are fasting in the hopes that at sundown all of our digital transgressions of the past year will be atoned for by the lord above.

The lunch hour has become somber and reflective as we think about all of the grammatical and spelling mistakes that we’ve occasionally peppered you with since beginning this great venture. We only hope that our steadfast adherence to the letter of rabbinical law will cleanse our fallible Internet-dwelling souls. We know that by denying ourselves the pleasure of that 1pm bagel or that 3:30pm bag of Cheetos our slate will be wiped clean (provided we can keep Carl from accounting from holding off that Rice Krispy treat he was brandishing earlier) and that whatever we eat after sundown, even if it’s from the British culinary family, will be delicious. Tomorrow we begin anew. Happy Yom Kippur.


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