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The Night Before Christmas

Posted by evankessler on December 24, 2008


‘Twas the night before Christmas, there I sat on a plane

En route to Thailand, I was sipping champagne

I looked out the window and what did I see?

Some Reindeer and Santa pulled even with me.

I stared in amazement and gave him a wave.

He gave me the finger and began to rant and rave,

“Get out of my way with your big hunk of jet..

I’ve got tons of presents I haven’t delivered yet!”

I mouthed the words,”you shouldn’t have started so late.”

St Nick’s face turned beet red, he had got quite irate.

On dasher, on prancer he crashed into our wing.

But nature vs. reinforced steel, just ain’t no thing.

Santa’s Sleigh tipped over and Rudolph was lost.

Blitzen and Donner took over, but paid quite the cost.

Their hooves and their antler’s hung on by a thread.

Carried on with their mission, the flying undead.

At first I felt bad all those kids without cheer.

Then I remembered I light candles this time of year.



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