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Clay It Ain’t So!

Posted by evankessler on September 24, 2008

Shocking news today from the world of entertainment today.  Clay Aiken is gay!

I think if you conducted a poll prior to the announcement trumpeted on this week’s People Magazine, 100% of people asked could’ve told you that.  Way to break a newsworthy story People magazine.

Apparently, the cover of next week’s People will just be a map of the United States showing all of the State Capitals.

Also, to any readers who are having trouble coping with the news of Clay Aiken’s Homosexuality, I recommend picking up a copy of Gay Dad’s 1999 album Leisure Noise.

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