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Big Ideas…Don’t Get Any?

Posted by evankessler on December 20, 2007

Normally I don’t err on the side of brevity when it comes to these posts, nor do I open a can of braggart juice, but today is an exception. Several minutes after waking up this morning I hatched an idea so ingenious it just may earn me loads of the cash. While the odds are that I probably won’t end up swimming in money a la Scrooge McDuck, there is an outside chance that by the end of next year my mom will have the gold digging stripper of a trophy daughter-in-law that she’s always wanted. Happy day after your birthday Mom!

Also, if any of the top creative agencies are in need of my services, now would be a good time to start the bidding war.


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