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Cocks for Smart People

Posted by evankessler on March 5, 2007

New Trend Alert:

Remember back in the 90’s when douchebags were wearing “Cocks” hats? I do too. It was quite unfortunate. In any case I’ve decided to start a similar new trend, only for smart people.
Yesterday, for no apparent reason Whittier College in California popped up in my brain and I immediately wondered what their merchandise looked like.

After a little research I came upon their bookstore site and found these shirts:

I was relieved there was nothing ornate and silly to the t-shirt design and decided that I, Evan Kessler, would start a trend by ordering one of these shirts. So, It is with much pleasure that I declare the hot new trend for smart people is the simple Whittier t-shirt. Don’t be the last on the bandwagon.

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