F.A.Q.

Q: Who?

A: Me. You. Everybody really.

Q: What?

A: This. That. All sorts of things.

Q: When?

A: Now. Possibly later.  Perhaps earlier.

Q: Where?

A: Why, here silly.  Or somewhere else, but mostly here.

Q: Why do you have a FAQ section?

A: Why shouldn’t I have a FAQ section? Don’t be such an asshole.

Q: What is the most frequent question you are asked?

A: What should I name my child?

Q: What should I name my child?

A: Agamemnon (Memmers for short)

Q: Will you go out with me?

A: Maybe…if I find you attractive and stimulating and you’re willing to pay. That last part is non-negotiable.